Wednesday, August 28, 2013

My Partner in Crime

   Most days right about now, it is so blazin' hot here in the Mojave desert. I pray for rain, and dream of days when I will be able to wear my hoodies again! They call my name from the closet each morning as I get dressed and take Erik to school. One of my fondest memories is when summer gave way to fall and the leaves started to change. There was a clean, crisp, coolness to the air as I walked to high school. But as much as I long for the heat to fade away, I would give anything for this summer and this fall to last forever.       You see, this winter, my soldier is leaving me. The sheets will be cold in february, with no one there to warm them up next to me. There will be no cocoa on the couch watching Just Like Heaven, for the 1,000th time, with my partner in crime. Day's of 'Hey honey, how was your day? Dinner is ready.'...will turn into days of 'Come on kids! It's time to skype daddy!'. I miss him already and he hasn't even left yet. Home will not feel like home. Because home is where his boots are....and his boots will be far far away.


   I will try to keep my self busy. I will extend invitations to ANYONE who wants to come for a visit. I will pack the kids up once a month for a small trip to visit others. But it still won't be the same. My partner in crime is the only one who can fill those boots. But I know that God (and skype) will help me keep from going completely insane. 
   I WILL put out this notice...To any one who knows me, you know it is NOT easy for me to ask for help. I will have a brave face for my kids, and for my husband who will be missing us just as much. I will say that I can do everything on my own. I will learn to fix leaky faucets, I will set a schedule to make sure that everything gets done in a timely manner and that the world doesn't fall to utter chaos. I will count the weeks until he returns because counting days makes it seem soooo long. 
   But then I will fall asleep with tears on my pillow. Because the other half of my heart is 10,000 miles away. I will have days when I sit on the couch and watch comedy after comedy trying to make my self laugh, then settle for just not crying. I will NOT watch the news. I will work out every single day for 7 months wanting my husband to be proud to come home to a fit wifey. 
   I will call on my family and friends. To be there, to share a meal. To be there to take the kids to the park. To sit and have a cup of coffee with me. I will need you. I will need you especially when I've worn my brave face for too long. I will need you to know that though I look strong, most days I will be crying on the inside. I'll need you to just be there. 

    There are a lot of things that are uncertain about being a military wife. One thing I know for sure. I will miss, my partner in crime.










Wednesday, August 14, 2013

You Might Be A Stay At Home Mom If...

*You have perfected the art of opening a treat package slowly as to not alert the thieving children playing in the other room...

*The closest thing you've had to a facial was opening the dishwasher to retrieve a sippy cup and lid during the drying cycle...

*You've ever seen a grown man/woman throwing a fit at the customer service desk at Target and resisted the urge to ask if it's nigh nigh time...

*When your husband says you need to receive a package from him Thursday and all you hear is, you have to wear a real bra and clothes ALL DAY Thursday.

*Going to the store (even to buy groceries) (especially to buy groceries) without any children is a mini vacation!

*The words, You're naked, get over here, don't pee on my floor, are said more than once in a day...not to the dog.

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*The last one was typed by the 18 month old, that I thought was hiding in the bathroom while I went to find her pants....and diaper...

*Theme songs written by Disney get stuck in your head

*If you spend the better part of the morning deciding between finishing the chores, or catching up on modern family...and end up playing my little ponies.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

When I win the Lotto, I'm moving to Coronado Island

This weekend was our early birthday / pre-deployment, six years of marriage trip to 
Coronado Island. 

It took me a little while to stop crying after we dropped them off. Erik was of coarse fine,  he had a new friend and was playing within seconds of walking in the door. Emily had found the kittens, and she was smitten. (Smitten...with the kitten...hehehe) Then, of coarse, RIIIGHT when we were about to walk out the door tear free....the kitten had had enough and scratched her. Bring on the tears, and crying for mommy. And, crying...for mommy. A quick hug and making sure no arteries were severed...and we went out the door...I cried for a while. Got it together while we set the gps for Naval Amphibious Base Coronado. I held back the tears long enough to call and make sure my baby girl wasn't crying any more. She was fine a few nano seconds after I went out the door. 

Along the way we got hungry so we pulled off the road. A few wrong turns later and we ended up at Hanson's Market. WARNING: If you are environmentally sensitive this next sentence might offend you, overt your eyes. It was a nice little organic hippie joint. 
We got some of the tastiest sammies ever. I was almost converted! lol jk jk. But seriously, delicioso! 

Traffic wasn't too terrible, and we arrive at the barracks....(top picture)
TOTALLY kidding! But that was the back side! We stayed in billeting. It was pretty decent.
We checked in, got refreshed and decided to check out the island. We found a candy shop. I got about 15 
gummy bears, Barry got...A CHOCOLATE DIPPED TWINKIE. I know. Ewww. 


We walked past Hotel Del Coronado, and a flower stand that had a huge selection of my favorite flower...No, Barry did NOT buy me one. :(
As you can see, I forgave him. ;)

After exploring for a while we went down to the Ferry Landing to check about taking the Ferry to San Diego in the morning. Then we got hungry for dinner and went to the Coronado Brewing Company for dinner. It was a decent wait but WELL worth it! Barry got fish and chips, but he really should have ordered chicken and garlic pizza. Because after I ate dinner, and had MORE than HALF left and the waitress went to bring me a pizza box. When she returned only a few minutes later, Barry had taste tested 3 pieces of my left overs. lol In his defense, it was really good. Oh, and if you're wondering why barry looks like Kermit the Frog, he is insecure about what he thinks is a double chin..this was one of like 10 photos. 





After Dinner we took a walk on the beach and enjoyed a beautiful sunset. Stole a few kisses, and took a picture under a street lamp. A nice photog stranger walked by and offered to take our photo for us. She saw the play back and was disgusted by the yellow tint. So, she kindly pointed out that my white balance was probably not set correctly (duh...it was on auto, it was dark by then and I hadnt felt like messing with manual settings for a quick selfie.) So, she took the liberty to start adjusting my settings. Or trying to, because like I already said it was on auto. I nicely took my camera, said thanks but that will do (deleted the picture because she couldnt frame a picture if she were in Michaels with a 99% off coupon!) and kept my yellow selfie. What I WANTED to do was say, "Bitch please! Who do you think you are? Adjusting another photographers camera!?" PSHT! 
We went back to the hotel room and had a few white gummy bears. (No, not the ones I had bought earlier. Those were LONG gone! It's a drink. 1 part cherry vodka, 1 part peach schnapps, pineapple juice and sprite. Delicious. We attempted to play cards but soon decided that showers and t.v. and sleep sounded better on a kid-less Friday night; at 9:30pm. Don't judge us. We set our alarms for 7:15am, enough time to get up, get breakfast, and catch the 9:30am ferry to San Diego Broadway Pier.

We stopped at a fancy bagel place where they had every type of bagel ever made with tons of breakfast sandwich options and combinations of cream cheese, sauces and concoctions. Barry ordered a Garlic Bagel Breakfast egg, bacon something with orange juice so expensive that I'm sure they had Jesus out back making it from water....And that is the Biblical Jesus. Not Jesus in the east LA sense. I thought to my self...self, you're in a shop, where you can get any type of bagel your little heart can handle (and all the carbs to go with) so I orded.....A plain bagel, toasted, with plain cream cheese. And a house coffee. Profound. I KNOW! Hey, don't fix what isn't broken. lol.
We set out for the ferry landing. Boarded out ferry boat and set sail for the mainland. People on Coronado Island actually call it that. I laugh. First up on the docket after arriving on dry land after those many(15) moments out at sea(in the bay); was the USS Midway Tour. This was something Barry picked. I thought, hey, I'm a good military wife, I'm all for learning some history and getting an appreciation for a different branch and their operations. Let me take one minute to tell you that when we were in longbeach we went on a Russian submarine that is floating next to the Queen Mary. I decided right then and there two things. 1. I am claustrophobic, and 2. That there was NO way I could ever have served in the Navy (incase anyone was wondering if I could have ever served in the Navy). I do NOT like the idea of being under water, or in confined spaces. 
Flash back to the future, here I am on the USS Midway. climbing up and down very narrow, very vertical stairways following a bunch of other mouth breathing tourists around the bowels of a ship breathing recirculated air. In the beginning of the tour they give you a headset attached to a wireless thingy that when you press the corresponding numbers will rattle off some interesting facts and stories about which part of the ship you are now in. The only thing I could think of was, breathe in, breathe out, don't freak out on these people behind you, bumping into your backpack as you try to graciously traverse these stairs that I'm 100000% positive, have claimed many lives, it wont help, they don't even speak english.   We see the ship, we head up top to see the planes, jets, helicopters, whatever. Hallelujah, sunshine and fresh air. Let's get the Hell off this ship. Meanwhile somewhere in there I threw Barry in the BRIGG for suggesting we enter the depths of hell...

We finally made it back to dry land. We grabbed lunch at a local deli type place. I felt hungover so I ordered a hot dog and fries and a mikes hard lemonade to calm my nerves. The "hot dog" should have been called the hot behemoth. It was huge, and salty. I SOOO did not eat that. I am not a huge fan of hot dogs, I eat them once a century or so. Now I will make it once a lifetime. So a full morning of exercising, plus a mikes hard lemonade on a now empty stomach, a few fries....I was buzzed. Barry finished his behemoth and we set out to see if we could take public transportation to La Jolla to see the tide pools. We walked across the street to see about the trolley rounds. Yeah, also incase you are wondering ( if you are a person who wonders a lot, keep reading my blog) it costs $38 PER PERSON for a trolley ticket. And it only makes like 4 stops....the furthest of which would have only brought us as far as old town in which we would have to buy ANOTHER trolley ticket to go from there to La Jolla or Mission Beach. NO THANKS! We saw a cab across the street and asked what the fare would be from where we were to Mission Beach. $25, plus tip, each way. Around $60ish dollars. To go 7.8 miles. We decided to take our roundtrip ticket and go BACK to the island and grab our car and drive there ourselves. HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
NOW I see why it is so expensive! 
We were stuck in traffic foooooorrrrreeeeeevvvvvveeeerrrrrr. (said in a sandlot voice)
Only to get there and realize there was litterally NO WHERE to park for at least 2 miles. We said, lets go to Point Loma and see the Cabrillo National Monumet and Tide Pools instead. We got there, got in free (thank you military discount that had saved us a LOT of $money already this weekend). 
We make our way down to the tide pool areas and we start seeing signs. 'Are Closes at 4:30pm'.
It was 4:17pm... ARE YOU FREAKEN KIDDING ME!?! OH ! And there was NO where to park! BAHHH!!! I was about to go bat shit crazy on someone. We had set out around noon on our quest to find tide pools. BUT we finally were matched against someone who had lost their will to live, won the knife fights and was VICTORIOUSLY took our rightful parking spot! (In reality, other people were taking the signs seriously and started to leave). 
We pull into the parking space and my message indicator on my phone goes off. I wanted to make sure the kids were okay so I checked it. It was not from the babysitter, it was from Verizon.
"Welcome to Mexico! Any calls, texts, or data used or made from outside of the USA are subject to roaming fees, would you like to accept these fees?"
HELL NO! I'm IN AMERICA!
Apparently we were close enough to a mexican cell tower that toto thought we weren't in Kansas anymore.
We did some exploring in the tide pools, saw lots of hermit crab, a few other types of crab, rock fish, and lots of other small sea creatures.  
(Barry in a cave)

(Love birds NOT in Mexico)

( C is for Crab)

A nice lady sitting on a rock, looking at the ocean, alone.

Point Loma something something base housing (must be a rough life)

Cabrillo National Cemetary
There is also a cool 1 minute video barry took underwater in one of the tide pools that I will post later.

After this we went back to the Island. On the way we saw that traffic on the bridge in the opposite direction was at a standstill due to a 3 car accident. The cars were backed up on the  ENTIRE length of the bridge, and ALL the way onto the island and ALL the way down Orange street (the main road)
Here is a view of the bridge from our hotel room, this PLUS MILES on the island were not moving. 
Luckily like I said it was in the opposite direction. Unluckily however we could not get to albertsons to buy dinner. So we paid a zillion more dollars and shopped at Vons. We had a nice picnic on the beach on the naval base. We had cheese, crackers, meat and grapes. And Milano Cookies and coffee for dessert. We sat and looked out at the ocean and saw DOLPHINS jumping just off shore!! How exciting! Of coarse when I got out my camera I was too slow to capture the split second appearance. 
 
What a nice way to end a great weekend!
The next morning we shopped for souvenirs for the kiddos
and headed back to Santa Clarita to pick  them up!
The GPS originally said 2 hours and 45 mins...
Yeah right! We got on the road at 10:50am. Traffic on the I-5 was stop and go and stop, stop stop some more, the whole way. We finally arrived around 2:45pm. I have never been happier to see my kids' little faces!!! I miss them SOOO very much!
They both like the shirt/sweatshirt they got.
We are all glad to be HOME & TOGETHER.
The rest of the week has been spent getting Erik ready to start Kindergarten on Wednesday.
Something tells me that will begin a weekly entry of Tales from the Kinder Class Room...






Thursday, August 8, 2013

Fire Station 117



Today we took a trip as a family to Fire Station 117 right here in Lancaster, Ca. 
Most of the guys were out on a call, but the very friendly fireman that was there
gave us the royal tour. He is a Water Tender operator. We learned that the fire engine holds 500 gallons of water, but the water tender holds a whopping 3,000 gallons! That's a LOT of water! 
Erik got to take a RIDE in the water tender and operate the  sprayer that's on the front of it from 
inside the cab. Then they took a spin around the neighborhood.
When they came back they hooked up a hose and Erik got a firefighting lesson. Emily got in on that fun too.
Then Erik got suited up in the turnout gear. He says it was HEAVY! The fireman even entrusted Erik with an AX, which Erik accidentally dropped and almost chopped the guys leg off....that was fun. lol
The captain, engineer, and paramedic returned from their call and we got the see the big engine. 
Erik and Emily stood next to it for a size comparison photo. 
It was a REALLY great learning experience and LOADS of fun! I can't say enough
how far above and beyond he went to make us feel welcome! Totally made Erik's day, maybe even
his SUMMER. There are lots more great photos that I will post later too. These are just a few of the highlights. If you get a chance, stop by your local fire station and thank the guys that put their lives
on the line daily to ensure our safety. We plan on making them some goodies and taking them
to the guys along with some prints of these great photos to thank them for their
hard work and generosity!


Wednesday, August 7, 2013

The Four Unheard of Words


This morning started with a bit of breakfast, and a trip to a nearby park.
It wasn't too hot yet so I thought I'd let the kids play for about an hour before we
headed off to the fair grounds to turn in my photo entries.
Erik made friends instantly and ran off to play.
Emily explored some tunnels and slides and found out that even the 
bouncy padding, once covered in sand, can give a little knee a hard time. 
We found our way over to the swings that gave us a good view of
bro bro.

Erik and his new found friends were sneaking around with swords and grenades. {sticks and fists full of sand} Emily found this quite amusing. 
Erik was warned not to touch the lava...to which he replied, 
"Guys...I have special lava shoes."
But of coarse, I mean...it was obvious.
he he he.
He was the recon team. Setting out with the oh so dangerous 
mission of  scouting for teams of monsters. 
Every mothers worse nightmare. Why couldn't he pick a safe job....
Like supplies or accounting? lol.
It neared 10am. So our time at the park was expiring. 
In the past I have learned, that going straight from the playground
to the car often results in a meltdown. 


Now what we do is find a nice spot in the shade a 
little ways away from the general play area, 
and we sit and cool down with a little water, 
and a small snack before we finish our trek to the car. 
That way by the time we finish our drink and snack
and walk to the car talking about what else our day will hold,
the playground isn't on the front of their minds and we can
get into the car without it feeling like wresting two 
hell hounds into a tub of holy water. 

As we were relaxing in the shade I heard four little words that I have NEVER
heard out of a child's mouth while at the park before....
"We're ready to go."
One of the other two boys was also leaving, and the third said to his mom and sister
"We're ready to go...without Erik here it's not as fun."
It makes me proud that today Erik was the adventure leader. It makes me a 
little less anxious about the impending social awakening he is about to 
experience once he starts school. Today, was a great day.