*You have perfected the art of opening a treat package slowly as to not alert the thieving children playing in the other room...
*The closest thing you've had to a facial was opening the dishwasher to retrieve a sippy cup and lid during the drying cycle...
*You've ever seen a grown man/woman throwing a fit at the customer service desk at Target and resisted the urge to ask if it's nigh nigh time...
*When your husband says you need to receive a package from him Thursday and all you hear is, you have to wear a real bra and clothes ALL DAY Thursday.
*Going to the store (even to buy groceries) (especially to buy groceries) without any children is a mini vacation!
*The words, You're naked, get over here, don't pee on my floor, are said more than once in a day...not to the dog.
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*The last one was typed by the 18 month old, that I thought was hiding in the bathroom while I went to find her pants....and diaper...
*Theme songs written by Disney get stuck in your head
*If you spend the better part of the morning deciding between finishing the chores, or catching up on modern family...and end up playing my little ponies.
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